2月 2012
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You don't choose the bias, the bias chooses you.
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the-absolute-best-posts:
Me: Why are we learning this? Teacher: You’ll be able to use it in your future career Me: No I won’t… Teacher: Me: Teacher: Me: Teacher: lol i know
FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D
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*applying for a job*
boss: so what are your special talents
me: i can write you a 1000000000 word essay in a day
boss:
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boss:
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boss: what
me: what
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
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Sometimes I literally yell “NO” at my computer when I see something on my dash.
tomsjiggle:
you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds of students a day you shut your mOUTH NOW
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Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
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parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me: what
Dumb Bitch: He's a twenty something year old guy in a band that you're overly obsessed with. He'll never love you.
Me:
Dumb Bitch:
Me:
Police Officer: So you're telling me she fell down the stairs, rolled out the front door and into a busy street and got hit by a car?
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